BALANCE

My mind raced back to the email everyone across the Corporation had received earlier this month. The subject line squealed, “SOMETHING EXCITING IS SOON COMING YOUR WAY!” — like a teenager hyped for prom night. Trust HR to drum up some synthetic enthusiasm for what was clearly a mandatory rollout.

This was followed up by another email a couple of weeks later that had an upbeat tone. The subject line this time read “Introducing Balance – Your Path to True Harmony!”. Alongside the usual done-to-death imagery of employees around a meeting table wearing intense (or possibly constipated) expressions were stock photos of smiling workers hoisting laptops and yoga mats, older fit-looking managers sipping green tea from transparent cups, and other cringeworthy clichés.

But the centerpiece of the creative banner was a sleek smart wristband with the word 'Balance' etched in a futuristic font across its face. It looked desirable. Too desirable.

At the base of the banner, the message promised nothing short of a revolution: “With Balance, you’ll finally find the perfect work–life equilibrium you’ve been desperately seeking. Our innovative wristband, the cornerstone of our revamped employee lifecycle program, will guide you toward healthier routines, deeper connections, and enhanced productivity.”

Then came Monday.

The wristbands arrived. But so did a lot of paperwork — consent agreements, acknowledgment forms, compliance declarations, and more. The catch? The program was mandatory. We were required to wear the wristband at all times — work, home, anywhere on Earth.

Those who refused to sign were asked to leave.

Those who sought clarification from HR or management faced disciplinary action.

Two tech-savvy teammates who joked about hacking their wristbands to spoof readings vanished before EOD.

The rest of us complied. Over the next few days, we discovered the wristbands tracked not just health metrics, but every moment spent away from our screens — meal breaks, tea breaks, smoke breaks, even bio breaks. Every second off screen was flagged as "unproductive". We were expected to compensate using personal time.

A few extra minutes at the canteen? Flagged.

A quick chat with a teammate? Flagged.

Emergency calls from home? Flagged.

Even contacting official helplines or HR? Flagged.

Soon, whispers about private conversations being overheard and used against employees also started floating around.

After a few days, every 'flaggable action' started triggering a sharp electric sting from the wristband’s underside. A jolt. A reminder. A call to fall in line.

By year’s end, the program was hailed as a massive success and as “a key driver of work–life balance.” The Corporation earned a Wonderful Workplace certification for implementing a program that could be backed by numbers.

Leadership declared: “Balance has finally been achieved.”

But the truth lay etched into our bare wrists: That the only pulse that mattered now was the Corporation’s.

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