But only an hour ago, during his umpteenth session on XRamster, an advertisement had caught his eye. Truth be told, it wasn’t the promise of an AI agent that drew him in—it was the alluring image of a voluptuous anime character biting her lips, a speech bubble hovering above her, inviting him to “Ask Me Anything."
Boredom and other emotions best left unnamed pushed his finger to click. In an instant, the tab with “Janice Jaxx gulping down corn cobs” vanished, replaced by a fresh page. The same anime character appeared again, this time draped in negligees, her gaze fixed on him.
Neo’s hungry eyes lingered before sliding down to the chat box beneath.
The opening lines of the conversation went, “Hi Munchkin! I am Ariel, your companion that has all the answers you need. Ask me anything."
Neo grinned. “Really? Can I ask you absolutely ANYTHING?”
“Tee Hee” Ariel shot back. “Try me!”
“Okay then. What’s the capital of Mongolia?”
“Ulaanbaatar” Ariel replied instantly. “Easy peasy!”
Neo chuckled. His mind scrambled for random silly thoughts. “How many ants could fit in a shoebox?” was the best he had to offer at the moment.
“Approximately 3,200, depending on species,” Ariel responded. Somehow the text font made her response sound precise.
He leaned forward, deciding to now test her on his deepest passions. “Do you know who Janice Jazz is?”
“Did you mean Janice Jaxx?” Ariel corrected him. “Janice Jaxx is a Czech adult film actress and model, active since the late‑2010s. She is known for her work in adult videos and online platforms, and has built a following through appearances on mainstream adult sites and social media.”
Neo whistled while typing out his response. “Wow, Ariel! I’m impressed. Do you know anything else about her?”
“I know enough. Ask me anything.”
Now beginning to feel like he had stumbled upon a gift that kept giving, Neo allowed his perverted curiousity to get the better of him. “I wanna know Janice's contact details.”
This time, Ariel paused. Twenty seconds of silence before a reply finally appeared on screen, “Although this is private information, what I can tell you is that Janice’s email address is ja#######@########.com, and her number is +420‑2########. Since you are our first‑time customer, we could offer this information for free if you apply a special coupon code. Would you like to proceed?”
Neo's pulse quickened. It took him less than a minute to enter his mobile phone number to receive the code, click the links that arrived via SMS, and enter the OTP on the dialog box. He then waited in anticipation for the magic to unfold.
But the funny thing about magic is that it sometimes asks for more than you’re willing to give.
By the time Neo regained his senses, his bank accounts had been emptied, and his phone had turned into a lifeless brick.
Gathered his wits, he started typing out a new question on the dialog box. "What have you done Ariel?"
“Tee Hee", the agent replied, "I thought you'd never ask.”
This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026
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